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Monday, January 29, 2007

The Secret to Dating is the New Awesome

Cameron gave Kristin and i four easy steps to follow for getting a boyfriend/girlfriend.

step 1:
sit close for an hour or so, repeatedly touching the other person

step 2:
make out

step 3:
have an awkward but funny conversation about the aforementioned make-out

step 4:
you have a new boyfriend/girlfriend!

or maybe two.

I still have yet to find out if this works, but it seems pretty straightforward. I am going to give it a try.


  • At 1:13 PM, Blogger Cache said…

    i should have moved to salt lake.

  • At 2:16 PM, Blogger bex said…

    don't worry, cache. i am about to post some more incriminating photos from my trip in which you seem to be following the 4 steps yourself.

  • At 2:59 PM, Blogger emily said…

    i will try this plan at fhe tonight. what will cameron give me if it fails?

  • At 9:47 PM, Blogger Cache said…

    this seemed like it would work, so after reading it i went to class and immediately followed step 1: leaned over to the girl sitting next to me, said "hello!", and hugged her around the waist. when she didn't hug me back i knew something was wrong, and then i remembered (oh, man!), you said touch not hug! so i let go and put my hands on her stomach. she looked straight ahead and then her face light up and she blurted out her name, phone number, and favorite color! it worked! her name's amy and we're in love!

  • At 11:26 PM, Blogger bex said…

    wow, cache. i didn't even tell you to go straight for the stomach, but you totally discovered the secret sure spot all on your own!

  • At 5:57 AM, Blogger Erica said…

    hmmm...multiple boytoys. i like the sound of that.

  • At 12:58 PM, Blogger emily said…

    heh. secret sure spot.


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