Conan is the new awesome
I have noticed that you keep bragging about how Conan is your best friend ever since he has been in SF taping his shows this week and you guys ate pizza in the same restaurant. Well, it was weird, because when I went to see his first show yesterday, I kept expecting to see you, since you guys are so tight now.
You weren't mentioned any place on the billboard, but that didn't surprise me because there seemed to pretty much only be room for Conan and the GG bridge.
Then when Conan walked out onto the stage on the big fake GG Bridge that they had built, I was kind of hoping that you would be sitting on the top of one of the big red towers, but I guess that would have taken away from his dramatic entrance.
And in his intro, he pointed to someone on the side of the stage. Maybe that was you?
Anyway, it doesn't really matter, because just like you said, Conan is really funny in real life, and makes a lot of good videos and jokes about San Francisco - like the fact that our mayor is good looking and likes to have affairs with his friend's wives and that Bob Sagat never moved out of the Full House house.
Remember how you said that in real life you were amazed that his skin was so baby porcelain white? That is how I know that you guys are really friends. His skin really is that luminescent. All the photos I took of him were mostly his large, blurry glowing face.
Can you get me in good with Dana Carvey too?