Fake News is the new awesome

I know this is kind of old news for some of you, but awhile back, The Onion was in town and they took my photo for potential use in one of their stories. Sure enough, a few weeks later my face showed up in a really funny article as Sally Toeffer, a cold-hearted physics grad student whose rigid adherence to the laws of nature would have made any scientist proud.

Anyway. I just bought their new book, Homeland Insecurity because I was excited to see that my piece is printed in there.

I am glad to be immortalized in the pages of the archives of my favorite news source.