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Sunday, March 12, 2006

Polygamist blogs are the new awesome

A few of us are watching the premiere of this right now.

On a scale of 1 to 10 here are the results so far:

Rebecca: 5.7 (but add 1 for the Beach Boys theme song) so 6.7

Cameron: 7.5 (thinks it's a little slow and he's sure he only wants one wife)

Betsy: 6.0 (it would have been a 7.0 because of the Viagara scene but minus 1 for the Beach Boys theme song)

OK. It just ended. We're not hooked.

But Cameron, will you marry us?


  • At 11:00 PM, Blogger American Cowboy said…

    Um, well, thats a complicqated question. I could maybe just hang out at the house, and have casual sex after dinner. And if you guys support me, I'll keep going to the gym and stay good looking for as long as i can, so you can share me for wedding receptions and crap. If you throw in a car i'll learn to dance.

  • At 2:52 AM, Blogger two forks said…

    that is definitely the new awesome... everyone at work ( was talking about it. one reporter had the best comment - if you scroll to the left side to find station info and click on chay's bio... he said, "man, i can't handle more than two women at a time."

  • At 12:47 PM, Blogger bets said…

    I guess no one thinks our headshots are as funny as I did last night. Remember the tears through laughter?

  • At 1:27 PM, Blogger Cindy said…

    Will Cameron add me as a wife too? I really don't have anything to bring to the table, but I'd be willing to do the supporting him thing.

    There was a comment on The Stranger's blog about how legalizing gay marriage will lead to polygamy. Stranger Blog
    I thought that was interesting. Bring on the gay marriage! Bring on polygamy! I would like to be Orlando Bloom's first wife and I will share.

  • At 2:52 PM, Blogger bets said…

    The answer to your question is yes. He will add you as his wife too. There are three wife rolls to fill per Big Love requirements: Saucy Stir up trouble Vixen type wife (Chloƫ Sevigny & Bex) Practical Working yet still beautiful type wife (Jeanne Tripplehorn & Bets) which leaves you with the Young, clueless, always getting knocked up and having loud sex type wife (Ginnifer Goodwin & lou). Cool?

  • At 3:05 PM, Blogger Cindy said…

    Yes! I've always wanted to play that role!

  • At 11:24 AM, Blogger bex said…

    no way. i don't want to be the saucy stir up wife. she is annoying and has no head for fiscal responsibility. (to add insult to injury she spends all her money just to look tacky with that long braid and high waisted denim skirt). no WAY is that me.

  • At 11:44 AM, Blogger bets said…

    Well it's not me either. Maybe Cameron should tell us what our respecitve roles are. (I'm afraid of posting this comment for fear of Cameron's imagination, creativity and writing abilities but mostly I think it might be really funny) POST!

  • At 4:00 PM, Blogger aaron d.w. said…

    i like to wear my denim skirts high if that helps out at all.

  • At 8:47 PM, Blogger bex said…

    that helps. a lot.

  • At 10:37 PM, Anonymous calvin said…

    I dunno. I think that Nikki was a tigress in the sack. Not much of an earner though.


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