Math Nerds are the new awesome

Today is 3.14. As many of you might remember from seventh grade math class, this is also the number that corresponds with the first 3 digits of pi (the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of a circle; approximately equal to 3.14159265358979323846...forever and ever).

And so, since it was the nerdiest thing we could think of to do, we got cooked up an apple and peach pie, and sat around telling math jokes.

Some of our favorites:

Q: What does the little mermaid wear?
A: An algebra!

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

Your mom is so so stupid, she tried to use substitution to find the definite integral of f(x)=x^2 over the interval 0!

Your mom is so fat, when you draw any three points on her, Ceva’s Theoreom fails to work even if she underwent a f’(x)=f(nx) transformation as n approaches infinity!

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world; those that understand binary and those that don't
(this one was from the coolest math nerd i know)

And this one REALLY made us laugh:
A guy gets on a bus and starts threatening everybody: "I'll integrate you! I'll differentiate you!!!" So everybody gets scared and runs away. Only one person stays. The guy comes up to him and says: "Aren't you scared, I'll integrate you, I'll differentiate you!!!" And the other guy says: "No, I am not scared, I am e to the power of x."