Bigger is the new awesome
Some of you may know that Jeff the Dentist relocated recently to Salt Lake City. Betsy and I went out this weekend to check out his new life, and discovered that when you move to Utah from one of the most expensive cities in the world that you can totally upgrade everything.
First of all, he totally bought a truck twice the size of his old one:
His tv? Probably 3 times the size of whatever he had before. Do you see how Han Solo is almost life size there? (also, Jeff was dressing up like a Storm Trooper in his snowboard gear. Just in case you were wondering why he is wearing a helmet and goggles)
And apparently if you upgrade your apartment, your car and your television, it is only expected that you would also upgrade your beverage containers. For size comparison - betsy is holding a SUPER big gulp.
And his muscles? Obviously - Jeff is upgrading everything these days.
First of all, he totally bought a truck twice the size of his old one:
His tv? Probably 3 times the size of whatever he had before. Do you see how Han Solo is almost life size there? (also, Jeff was dressing up like a Storm Trooper in his snowboard gear. Just in case you were wondering why he is wearing a helmet and goggles)
And apparently if you upgrade your apartment, your car and your television, it is only expected that you would also upgrade your beverage containers. For size comparison - betsy is holding a SUPER big gulp.
And his muscles? Obviously - Jeff is upgrading everything these days.
16 Comments:
At 12:20 AM, Betsy said…
Everything about Jeff is huge. Also, the Utah 7-11 has Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper on tap? What? Last night was the best, hugest night of my life.
At 1:39 AM, English said…
Tell "saftey first" Jeff, these aren't the droid's we're looking for.
At 2:08 AM, Cache said…
working 3 days a week is the new awesome.
At 9:26 AM, bex said…
and using those two extra days a week to videochat on a new macbook? now THAT'S the new awesome.
At 10:08 AM, Cindy Bean said…
The Butler has come into his own.
At 12:11 PM, Anonymous said…
jeff has a macbook???
At 12:12 PM, Cache said…
that was me.
At 12:35 PM, jordan said…
Jeff,
Can I borrow your truck? I need to move stuff.
At 12:55 PM, Betsy said…
Jeff will probably go buy a macbook after reading these comments. consumer.
At 1:50 PM, Veeda said…
bets, you are so moving out here.
At 2:30 PM, Anonymous said…
"Everything about Jeff is huge. ... Last night was the best, hugest night of my life. "
Do I need to be concerned, Sisters?
At 2:59 PM, Betsy said…
Don't worry about bex and I. We're fine. Also, Jeff smokes.
At 3:39 PM, Anonymous said…
That truck smells nice
At 4:35 PM, Damian said…
I am SO glad I didn't throw up in that truck. It would have ruined a delightfully haunted evening.
At 9:44 PM, Cache said…
i keep checking for you know what... how much longer will we wait?
At 10:07 PM, k8 said…
Not like I'm trying to bribe you into visiting bets but there are TWO 7-11's within a mile of my house have Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper.
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